Kemp's spacetime continuum

Oct 30

30/10 V2.0

Hello again,

Well here is a momentus day in the life of, well my life. The reason for this is because I have not died and it is well past 7:30 and it should have been the end of the world. Who said this you may ask and I would reply, I don’t have a clue at all. Maybe some guy who was sitting on the Titanic, maybe Julius Ceasar, but most probably, some random person from seatle who works as a computer programmer, well the odds are it isn’t, but who knows, there is always a chance.

Thanks once again, I didn’t really know what to say to be perfectly honest with you. But that is what is called, well, I don’t actually know to be perfectly honest with you.

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The games part of my little old blog

30/10

I seriously need to use my blog somewhat more often and post somewhat more constructive things on here. What I last posted on here was total waffle, total irrelevant.

Well I would just like to say things are going fine, I haven’t died if you thought that was the reason for my slightly prolonged absence, but other business took over. These include watching when Boris met Dave, they sure are contrasting people, I hope to be more active in the next few days, I will certainly try to do some amazing stuff in the next few days. Well maybe not amazing, but still, you know what I mean guys, and ladies.

Thanks,

Jun 29

26/6

Well I would just like to announce that I am proposed to be wed on 14th July 2009 to Madeleine Webb. It was scheduled on this date because we were planning to have it on the 13th, but then we realised that it was Izzy’s birthday and we didn’t want to ruin her special day.

I don’t really know what to say in this massively overdue post, so I would just like to say I will try to get someone special to come to my wedding, but I don’t think I will be overally successful. Thanks for reading this awful post, but it was the best I could conjure on this fine evening, and if you want an invite to the wedding, just ask me and I will see what can be arranged. Thanks, and I hope you come back to hear more ramblings from me.

Jun 03

3/6

Hello again, I am very sorry about the outrageously long period of time it has taken me to write this, you must be feeling fairly disillusionned with me, most probably thinking that I really cannot be bothered, but there may be some truth in that.

Do you like molten ice? Because I certainly do. It probably one of the most neccessary things there are on this planet, we need it to live, we need it to swim in, even though that is one of the worst pasttimes that comes into my head at this current moment in time. I mention this because I recall reading a pretenous character’s short story. It was very sesquipadalean, if I used this in the right context I will be happy. But it was so very good on one level yet the worst thing I have ever read on another level.

So I hope you enjoyed my short little statement about some stupid thing. I am actually so sorry for the poor quality, and after all that wait as well. I hope you did enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Hopefully you will be reading another one in the future, thanks.

May 07

My funny picture thing. Not many people understand but if you do it is amazing.

My funny picture thing. Not many people understand but if you do it is amazing.

7/5 or 1.4 as i like to say

I have just started this so be patient if the content is a little slow to be put on and also for the poor quality. Also my grammar may not be the greatest as english, as you can probably tell, not one of my greatest stengths. I personally prefere the greatest of subjects, mathematics.

Over the coming weeks (if it doesn’t take off), months (if i get bored), or hopefully years, I will attempt to post, at the very least weekly posts on a random topic. This could range from the lakes of the Lake District, to what is currently coming up in my life.

So thanks if you do ever view this, which you must have to have been reading that so I will just say thanks, and I hope there will be many more of these to come.